A'ight, let the filling of time and space commence!
Simon's class Major Work thing
Ideas:
* Forbidden Love eg a dog and a tree
* Personify Social Networking Sites
* Analysing KPOP and the truths behind it
* The Life of an Otaku
Personifying (Anti) Social Networking Sites
-Facebook as the annoying mainstream guy that incessantly pokes everyone
- Bebo as a chav/lad that everyone forgets about
- Twitter as a small girl constantly on her phone tweeting about stupid crap no one cares about and brags about being friends with celebrities
- Tagged as a desperate FOREVER ALONE loser that craves attention and is illiterate
- Myspace as a skeleton
-eHarmony as a crazy kleptomaniac that loves cats. LOVES THEM.
-Google as the leader/bossman
-Youtube could be on a leash with a dog bowl next to him saying his name (as Google's bitch)
Plot concepts and ideas:
Begins with a slow panning on a sign on a door leading to a clearly noisy set of people, a person enter the room and the camera follows.
Each site sitting around a table arguing/chattering loudly amongst themselves.
Google spins around in his epic chair of Googleness and silences them (here we realise they're at an intervention of some kind).
Google mentions a major crisis they've encountered and each site responds with the sentence being cut off, or ending with the film pausing and their domain logo appearing above their heads.
"As you know, I've gathered you all here today discuss a serious threat. We're at a time of war here people, it's time we put our differences aside and worked together to defeat this madness trying to take over our world - the internet"
Google sets Facebook, Twitter, and Tagged off to destroy the threat.
Idea Two:
Google is employing a new partner.
Random websites go for a job interview in order to achieve the part.
Google asked relevant interview questions to test them out eg "what makes you think you could provide an important role in this field of work?", "Do you consider yourself a people person" etc
They all go terribly.
Resolves with Google sitting on the toilet sighing to himself in irritation at the lack of decent candidates, goes to flush the toilet then looks down and has an epiphany.
"THAT'S IT!"
Camera shows his turd, which is shaped like a plus.
"And thus, Google plus was born"
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