Sunday, 17 June 2012

Nerds...Nerds Everywhere.....

Aka Supanova aka Sydney's biggest dork convention (shortly followed by Smash!, which is more, sad, pathetic, unrealistic fan-girls than just plain dorks).


The long and exhausting day began at 6:00am for young Kyla, whom, upon stumbling into the freezing, goosebump-inducing, not to mention dreary as all hell from a night of evidentially pissing down rain, atmosphere from her warm, cocoon of a bed, soon came to the discovery that she was out of Coffee, and would therefore have a slightly harder time making it to the train station located 40 minutes away.
Only the thought of being in a place where she could relate to near everyone on a epic level (and the thought of new additions to her already geeky as shit bedroom) kept her moving forward.


The sleepiness doubled when young Kyla met up with her equally exhausted friend, James. 
After several mishaps and detours, the pair finally managed to buy tickets and get their goddamn asses on a train to their destination.
But alas, sleep deprivation will cause mistakes to occur, and it didn't take long for the two tired soldiers to realise they had boarded the wrong train.


Nonetheless they still managed to arrive (eventually), and even managed to pick up a new friend along the way. 




IT BEGINS!


At 11 something, something, the three companions finally made it to the Olympic park (they followed the trail of weirdos -otherwise known as Cosplayers- and transvestites to find it - not even joking), and then began their journey in finding out where the hell to buy freakin' tickets to actually get inside the place.


A clique, stereotypical nerd-bashing bully's wet dream..... And that's only a small portion of it.....


Ceasing with the talking in third person crap now...It's starting to give me a headache. 


The very first Cosplayers we saw inside.


Boy am I glad I got over my Masklophobia before I came to this event....


BONK! He was awesome.... 


The guy told us these were weapons..... But I'm not so sure.....

So much merchandise~♪
 SO MUCH MERCHANDISE~!


If there's one thing that tickles my non-existent pickle it's good Cosplayers, and DAMN was he a good Cosplayer [insert creepishly happy noises here]

I have nothing to say to this...


I still have nothing to say to this....

Even the Mcdonald's and Subway were packed with the 'alternative' genre of human beings. SUBWAY. PACKED. Crazy innit?
Pyramid Head ❤

Celty ❤

You can't really see here, but this Seras had a flippin' HUGE gun ❤❤❤

See? What'd I tell you. Flippin' HUUUUUGGGGEEE. I wanna lick it.


Outside the convention, right before we left. Amazing Bioshock cosplayers.


Apparently the girl in the middle made the costumes.
All the best costumes are hand-made.... I wish I had a sewing machine -sniffs-



Yeah so, overall, Supanova was pretty much exactly how I thought it would be, with the exception of more good looking people and not as many fatass basement dwellers, weirdly enough (not that I'm complaining mind you).


Leaving it at that, I look forward to posting more pictures in a month from my beloved Smash!


Peace out nerdlings- ah, I mean, READERS じゃゐ


Monday, 4 June 2012

Le Soap

More Fillers


Le Soap 


Draft:
Narrator voice-over: " Spain's number one, hit series Le Soap, coming to Australian TV!" 




Final: 
Transition with narrator voice-over: "Romance", fades out and proceeds to first scene
Tacorita: "Oh Fernando, te quiro!" 
Fernando: " Me gusta, Tacorita"
-Kissing noises-


Narrator: "Comedy", fades out again and proceeds to second scene
Paco: "Como se llama un hombre espanol que ha tenido su coche robado?"
Stoned Soap: "Que?"
Paco: "Carloss!"
-Chuckles spastically-


Narrator: "And Drama..."
Mother hillbilly soap: "Urinal Joe no es solo tu padre... Tambien es su hermano!" 
Daughter hillbilly soap: -Gasps dramatically-


Narrator voice: "With all your favourite characters such as; Fernando the body soap, Tacorita, Dr Sanchez,7 Paco, and who could forget, Urinal Joe..." -shows clips of each character turning towards the camera and saying a short phrase or making noises. 


"Le Soap... Coming soon..."


End result:

Sunday, 3 June 2012

A Filler Worse Than a Naruto Filler

....And that's a pretty bad filler...


A'ight, let the filling of time and space commence!

Cosplay Hooray

So, this week in Photography class, we've been given a new assessment (despite only just finishing our last one - WOE IS ME), which involves making a photograph documentary on.... Something.

For once, I have an idea of what I'm going to do for my project straight up (top of the class - woo!).  
And that, my friend, the internet, is the upcoming Anime Convention in Sydney; Supanova.
There's going to be a ton of nerds dressed up as characters from some comic, series, game, whatever, and it's perfect for this assessment. 


And now, as a way of 
1) "observing the methods of professional photographers in taking totally legit and non-edited pictures of cosplayers" 
2) filling up space on these blogs so that I don't have a teacher hounding my ass. 


The pictures below are, to be honest, just spontaneous photographs I got off spontaneous sites.
Now, bear with me internet, it's Monday morning and I am suffering something of a hangover (mind you I always feel pretty shit on most Mondays so it's hard to tell if it's an actual hangover or just my body being an uncooperative asshole), so whatever analysis of the next whatever amount of pictures I've uploaded is probably going to be somewhat incoherent and nonsensical - or just plain stupid.  


  
First up, Miku and Kaito the Vocaloids, specifically from the song/music video 'Love is War'.
If you haven't seen it, take my honest word for it, this picture and the cosplayers are pretty freakin' spot on.
This picture has been edited, but I'm ignored that, because even without Photoshop's blessing, it would've been a damn good picture. 'Why?' You may ask (though you probably didn't), well I'll tell you (even though you probably don't care). 
I'm not even going to focus on the cosplayers themselves, since this is about the endearing photograph, so I'll start with the scenery. Since this has been in Photoshop, I honestly can't tell if the day this was taken was actually grey and depressing as all hell like it looks here, or if it was actually a super nice, cloudy, blue day, 
but whatever, whatever, I do what I want.
The original mv featured Miku (or whomever) on a rooftop, and that's exactly where they've shot these photos. 
The angle is tilted, and shits me how much it causes me to subconsciously tilt my head along with it, but I digress, it's a damn good angle, and the perspective goes well with;
 1) the theme they were following 
and 
2) the way the original music video flows
I can't comment much on the lighting in this, since the more I look at it, the more I suspect it too has been altered, along with the colours and whatnot, but nonetheless, they've done a good job.


I have conflicting emotions towards this particular photo, considering it was shot in the country the characters themselves originated in, the country that actually has a reputation for being the best at what it does - dressing up as cartoon characters and tentacle porn (but that's a story for another blog).
It seems they really went all out on this photo in making it identical to the Anime, even the angle/perspective is incredibly similar to one of the featured originally. Disregarding the cosplayer's work (no matter how crazily they've managed to hit the mark in being awesome cosplayers), the photo itself is quite good - even without the eyecandy in the middle. The lighting on the girls' is simply awesome, highlighting all the important features and lighting up each of their faces to create an honestly extremely appealing effect without intimidating the viewer by being 'too perfect'. The natural and oddly gentle lighting adds the illusion of the classroom effect.

I can't even begin to imagine how long it must of took to get those card just right - unless of course they totally fluked and got a great shot straight up, in which case, they are obviously lucky bastards.
The background features a seemingly old and badass brick wall, which contrasts with the complex and mesmerising character design. Admittedly, I have no idea who this character is, and therefore can't comment on the background as much as I'd like to on whether it's relevant or the photographer just thought it would be an effective place to capture some images or even if it was a last resort since every other decent place was taken or non-existent . Either way, it did the job, though not as much as it probably could of, it still did.

Black Rock Shooter. An immensely good Black Rock Shooter - at least, better than my failed, improvised version of Kuroi Mato cosplay I performed last weekend for a costume party....
This picture has without a doubt been edited, but hey, whatever photographs I take this upcoming convention are probably going to fall victim to my depressing Photoshop skills anyway, so whatever.
While the effects added in do actually make this photo a hell of a lot cooler than it would've been initially, the photo itself was no doubt done very well to begin with.  The location along with the lighting gives off a mysterious and somewhat eerie effect, which is a pretty good effort for Black Rock Shooter.
I know I'm supposed to be analysing the PHOTO, and not the actual cosplayer, but DAAAAMMNNN.
Her pallid skin and physique is just fap-worthy spot-on..... Just sayin'. 

I don't even know where to begin with this...It's so good it gives me tingles (I say that as if the photos above didn't, trust me, they did). The people involved in this photo were awesome and deserve at least THREE high fives each. THREE!
I guess I'll narrow it down by starting with the lighting, since it's easy. Obviously, they've gotten a dark spot, and highlighted the Witch with a spotlight, which not only adds to the relevance it has to it's original source, but helps create something of a 'mood' if you will - hell I feel tense and uneasy as fuck just looking at this.
I can't make out where these people are exactly, but wherever it was taken, it was a good choice. The bars next to Witchy-poo gives a feeling of enclosure (despite the fact it would do jack shit if she was startled enough to come after you), which kind makes you feel a pang of sympathy for the poor supposed abandoned bride. The lighting on the hands is the only thing I feel needs criticism. It makes them stand out, which was probably desired, but with whatever texture the cosplayer used for them, it makes them stand out slightly too much, my eyes keep being drawn back to her hands, when all my brain wants to do is focus on everything else.
 But despite that minor flaw, it's a pretty damn good picture. 

Sunday, 27 May 2012

Compulsory Blogging

Tits. Now that I've got your attention, hello and welcome. As much as I'm sure you're sick of seeing self-conceited, egotistical cries-for-help blog introductions and whatnot posted all over the internet, this self-introduction blog is different I assure you. The difference between this and 90% of other blogs is that this is a compulsory task I have to do in order to pass my current course at Tafe.
Whilst this is admittedly not my first time on Eblogger, this is my first time making one for myself.


This is me.
But not really. Actually, this was my Valentine Handy Andy. What a beast ♥


This is actually me.
The one in the middle dressed as a very poorly done Kuroi Mato from BRS (in a future blog I will once again bring up how half-assed this cosplay was just for the sake of it. AND because it was relevant - is your mind blown yet?).
The other two weirdos are from left to right; James and Alex, also a part of my Tafe course.
By the way, we have a good reason for dressing like that, I promise. 




And well, I guess that's about it for now..... But alas, I will return. And it will be awesome. More or less....